But we’re sorry, girl. As much as we kind of dig this piece on its own merits …
It’s not so magical that it can make you seem more interesting.
Mean? Okay, yes. But we feel like this was a cool little garment that absolutely landed on the wrong gal. It’s not fair. we say, stamping our elegant feet. She doesn’t know what to do with a look like this. It just sort of sits on her, no different from a t-shirt and jeans.
Fly, little jumpsuit. Fly on the wind and don’t stop flying until you land on a Zoe or a Cara or Kristen. Please avoid any Jessicas you may encounter. Your destiny lies not with the Jessicas who are basic.
Elie Saab Black Sleeveless Macramé Jumpsuit from the Resort 2018 Collection
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