Well this is certainly bold and bright, Miss Jada! You always did know how to —
Lady, you can wear a trenchcoat or you can wear a poncho, but you can’t wear this … this …
No. That is a thing up with which you should not put. It is an unholy thing. It is a thing that should not be.
Hey, here’s a fashion tip from your ol’ pals, T Lo: If you’re planning on spending $5,000 on a coat – or even if you have the opportunity to snag one that expensive to wear for a promo tour – you should stay as far away as possible from any that have the word “frayed” written into the description of it. For that kind of money, the only thing that should be frayed is your nerves.
Maison Rabih Kayrouz Yellow Frayed Coat with Belt from the Spring 2017 Collection
Céline White Pants with Rainbow Stripes from the Pre-Fall 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: ROGER WONG/INSTARimages.com, farfetch.com, Courtesy of Céline]