Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey Pose Awkwardly at “The Dark Tower” New York Photo Call

Posted on July 31, 2017

Idris Elba and Matthew McConaughey at “The Dark Tower” photocall at the Whitby Hotel in New York City.


Let’s not pretend this is some sort of high-fashion moment.



No, we’re solely here to objectify these two men.

Oh, and talk about their movie, which is a thing we would like to be excited about but are only mildly interested in because the source material never grabbed our interest:




Still, it looks pretty good. Mildly interested, as we say. Are the fans excited? Or is this ruining their childhoods or something? We admit, we haven’t kept abreast on this particular topic. Weigh in, Dark Tower fan club members.

Okay, back to man-watching:


Matt, you are really going to need to step up your game, mister. Idris isn’t even trying and he looks more stylish (and hotter) than you. Come on, now. It’s hundreds of millions of dollars of big studio investment. Ditch the Pop-pop jeans and the Home Depot blouse and put something halfway presentable on next time.


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