Halle Berry visits “Despierta America” to promote her new movie “Kidnap” at Univision Studios in Miami, Florida.
Did you ever see one of those haunting pictorials of some abandoned and vacant shopping mall stuck in a fading, dust-covered ’80s-style cheerful aesthetic that belies its melancholy, long-forgotten surroundings in a manner both poignant and yet highly ironic?
This is the dress version of that. This is a deflated mylar balloon of a dress. And we have no idea why Halle Berry would be wearing it in public. Sure, she’s got a spotty-as-hell red carpet record, but even for her, this is pretty odd. Halle, you’ve long made the point that you could get away with wearing a sack and still look hot doing it. There’s really no need to belabor the point, dear. Maybe, just for a change, you could start picking pretty dresses to wear, just to remind us that you still can. Just a a suggestion, darling. Think on it, won’t you?
Borgioni Pyramid Shield Ring
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