Darlings, you need to stop allowing yourself to get distracted by the so-called real world, close the metaphorical blinds, pour yourself a totally non-metaphorical drink, and get down to pondering the shit that truly matters in this crazy world. Namely…
Who CRUSHED IT on the Red Carpets of the World This Week?
Was it Alison Brie in Jason Wu, Aubrey Plaza in RED Valentino, Emma Watson in Lanvin, Emma Watson in Miu Miu, Helen Mirren in Dolce&Gabbana, Helen Mirren in Sassi Holford, Isabela Moner in Yanina Couture, Jon Hamm in Lanvin, Kirsten Dunst in Gucci, Kat Graham in Schiaparelli Couture, Laura Haddock in Emilia Wickstead, Lily James in Burberry, Malin Akerman in Gosia Baczyńska, Malin Akerman in Yanina Couture, Marion Cotillard in Chloé, Matt Bomer in Isaia, Ruth Negga in Chanel, or Zendaya Coleman in Delpozo?
Click on each post to get more pictures and also the helpful guidance of our original commentary, should you need something to argue with.
Then, vote early and often, kittens:
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