Darlings, the stars all came out this weekend so they could head to New Jersey and drink bubbly with the horsey set. Shall we judge them?
Rhetorical question, of course.
Why does nothing in this photo appear to fit correctly? Aren’t these guys rich?
Cute enough outfits, but the footwear gives off a sad trombone sound.
Pretty fab. Sometimes all a girl needs is a bigass hat.
And kudos to her for wearing pants, since the ladystars tend to go very traditional for this event.
Meh. It’s a First Holy Communion dress with a visible bra.
Trying FAR too hard. The dress is cute. The bag is pushing it. The boots are no.
They look kind of adorable except for his cheap pants.
She’s really digging the tricky pieces lately, isn’t she?
Pretty, but the waist detail (because we don’t think it’s a separate belt) is ridiculously incongruous and distracting. Also, the shoes are kind of hiddy.
That will do nicely.
Nailed it. Honestly, she and Nicole are the only ones who did, really. Funny that they both wore white dresses with black polka dots.
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