The Veuve Clicquot 2017 Polo Classic Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 05, 2017

Darlings, the stars all came out this weekend so they could head to New Jersey and drink bubbly with the horsey set. Shall we judge them?

Rhetorical question, of course.

 

 

David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris

Why does nothing in this photo appear to fit correctly? Aren’t these guys rich?

Cute enough outfits, but the footwear gives off a sad trombone sound.

 

 

Freida Pinto in Elie Saab

Pretty fab. Sometimes all a girl needs is a bigass hat.

And kudos to her for wearing pants, since the ladystars tend to go very traditional for this event.

 

 

Kate Mara in Burberry

Meh. It’s a First Holy Communion dress with a visible bra.

 

 

Kendall Jenner in Dolce&Gabbana

Trying FAR too hard. The dress is cute. The bag is pushing it. The boots are no.

 

 

Keri Russell and Mathew Rhys

They look kind of adorable except for his cheap pants.

She’s really digging the tricky pieces lately, isn’t she?

 

Lucy Hale

Pretty, but the waist detail (because we don’t think it’s a separate belt) is ridiculously incongruous and distracting. Also, the shoes are kind of hiddy.

 

 

Luke Evans

That will do nicely.

 

 

Priyanka Chopra in Altuzarra

Nailed it. Honestly, she and Nicole are the only ones who did, really. Funny that they both wore white dresses with black polka dots.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Kristin Callahan/ACE Pictures/INSTARimages, Getty Images]

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