Darlings, those hard-working sorta-stars are still out there, hustling in their finery to get you to buy a ticket to their little robot movie.
We’re feeling all kinds of smugly reductive today.
His journey into Hot-Clooneyhood is continuing apace, and while we still think the (clearly deliberately) undersized suits are irritating and sloppy-looking, we can’t deny that he’s dressed and groomed nicely – if sloppily.
The neutral color was a good idea, because if this had been an explosion of peacock hues, this might have come off pretty tacky. It’s … interesting, we’ll give it that. We don’t mind the bird – it’s far from the only random embroidered animal figure we’ve seen on a dress this year – but the placement of it smack in the middle of her chest just doesn’t look sophisticated to us.
SHAVE YOUR NECK AND DON’T WEAR WHITE SOCKS WITH A BLACK SUIT, DUDE.
Honestly. Must we tell you everything?
Lovely. No crits, because simple minimalist pretty was clearly the goal and Miss Lady nailed it.
Isabela Moner: Yanina Couture Dress | Christian Louboutin Shoes
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