“Orange is the New Black” Season 5 Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 12, 2017

We’re currently making our way through the difficult and uneven fifth season of Orange is the New Black since it dropped on Friday. We’ll have a review of the season up in the near future, but until then, we’ll always have the red carpet, darlings.

In other words, first come the dresses, then you can talk about this season to your heart’s content. Win-win, right? Hit it, ladies.



Adrienne Moore

A really cute idea. It doesn’t quite come together as well as it could, but it definitely suits her.



Danielle Brooks in Anna Kosturova


It’s a bit snug and we’d have preferred less of a slit in the skirt, but we bet she got plenty of attention for it.


Laura Prepon

She’s upright in kitten heels in her third trimester. She’s doing alright.



Laverne Cox in Shari Richi

These ladies are not fooling around on the slit action. In other news, there’s no real way to use the word “slit” where it doesn’t sound vaguely nasty.

Anyway, we love the softness of the look, but the dress is way over-ruffled on the bottom.



Natasha Lyonne in Simone Rocha

Cray Clown Doll Clothes.



Taylor Schilling

The prettiest girl at the Human Resources Professionals Ball.



Uzo Aduba in Maison Rabih Kayrouz

Overdesigned dress and hellaciously unflattering footwear.



Yael Stone in Macgraw

If Liberace had become a nun.




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