How very DARE you show up to celebrate National Jerky Day – possibly the most sacred of all high holy days – dressed like … like a …
Like a COMMON HOSTESS. The very NERVE.
We tease because we love. Obviously, we’re not gonna rag on someone for not paying National Jerky Day the respect it deserves. In terms of venue-appropriateness, girlfriend’s crushing it.
In terms of actual style, this is all pretty awful. We can accept the stone-washed pinafore (but to be honest, only because we’re trying to be polite). Everything else? Burn it.
[Photo Credit: Getty Images for Chef’s Cut Real]