Johnny Depp Keeps it Deppy at the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” Japan Premiere

Posted on June 21, 2017

Keeping it Deppy is not the same thing as Depping it Up. Depping it Up is when Johnny Depp stops being human and becomes an animated pile of chains and rags. It’s a horrifying, unholy thing to witness and it has been happening with increasing frequency over the last couple of years. At any moment, Johnny threatens to devolve once again into a pile of mumbling trinkets and scarves so we must all remain at the ready.

But until then, he can go ahead and Keep it Deppy:



Keeping it Deppy is to serve low-level, low-jangle, low-scarf quotient Johnny Depp realness. He’s got the creepers and the goofy-ass hat. He’s got too many rings on and at least a couple chains dangling off him. That’s how we know he’s Johnny, but not too Johnny. He’s keeping it Deppy.


[Photo Credit: Rodrigo Reyes Marin/AFLO/, Getty Images]

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