Two things about Miss Jenny and how her year’s going. First, she and Chris Evans broke up, then she started dating Jon Hamm (allegedly), which means she’s having a better 6 months on the dating front than most people get in their whole lives. Seriously, girl. You’re pumping out some man-snagging magic at the moment. Have fun with that, we say.
Second, for all the good the universe throws your way, it must also exact a price in order to maintain balance. Miss Jenny gets to date super-hot celebrity men in 2017, but unfortunately, the universe has determined that she’s not allowed to have style mojo at the same time.
Are we wrong here? Or is this not a hideosity? She has a tendency to wear off-beat florals in unusual colors. We don’t love the textile, but we can tell that it’s the kind of thing she likes and we figure it could probably be turned into a pretty cute look. But tacking seriously ugly fringe trim onto almost every edge is, we would have thought, clearly not the way to go. Don’t even get us started on the weird way it’s applied to the bodice and how it makes her look like she’s shrugging all the time.
We just don’t get it. Intellectually, we understand that people have distinct tastes and preferences, but from a less rational perspective, we simply can’t understand how anyone would want a dress that looks like a crumb brush.
Alice McCall Ensemble Featuring the Floral-Printed ‘My All’ Skirt and ‘Dream Lover’ Top with Fringe Detailing from the Fall 2017 Collection
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