“Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” actress Jane Krakowski at “New York Live” in NYC.
No lie, we stared at this for longer than we’d like to admit, wondering aloud the whole time, “Why the hell did Jane Krakowski wear two dresses at the same time?”
Alas, Miss Jane is not fleeing a burning building with all her belongings on her back, nor did she suffer from the type of chronic style indecision that results in the wearing of multiple garments at once because she couldn’t make up her mind. No, this is quite simply an example of that seasonal horror-show, the summertime Frankendress; that unholy and unliving hybrid of two dresses, stitched together in defiance of all that is good and natural in this world and unleashed on a terrified and unsuspecting public.
What we’re trying to say here is… we don’t like it. The pink parts are pretty but the blue parts just look distracting.
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