Line up, forgotten, low-impact celebrities in your barely-registering outfits! It’s time for the rushed, perfunctory judgments your efforts deserved.
Shall we, darlings? We’ll uncork the wine now to let it breathe. This won’t take long.
Not a thing wrong with that.
Great color, but the neckline/sleeve proportions aren’t so hot. We wonder if she shouldn’t just push them down slightly off her shoulders.
Adorable. Those are some impressively clean kicks. He must have put them on in the limo ride over.
DAMN, lady. Can’t say it’s not working but that is a LOT of thigh.
First Lady Betty Ford welcomes you to Christmas at the White House, 1975.
We don’t exactly love it, but it’s the least disastrous thing we’ve seen her wear in a long time.
Even better. The neckline strikes us as a bit overdone, but this is pretty good for her.
That’ll do nicely.
He’s getting slowly better at this.
The color’s great, and we love her sort of low-key soignée style,but the top half is just barely hanging off her. This needed some adjustments.
Holy shit, that’s a lot of look. But, in another example of Rodarte slowly winning us over, we think the top and the skirt would look a lot better with more suitable, less competitive pieces. Even so, they’re both fairly overdone.
Oof. She’s gotten mad at us in the past so we’ll just take that, and the fact that this event is about celebrating women in the media, and just uh… go sit down over here.
Another in a line of semi-cute choices this week. She still doesn’t know how to pick out non-distracting shoes, though.
Love the low-key chic feeling here. They look like they’re welcoming us to their backyard wedding.
Works for us. So much gold on the red carpet this month.
It’s toothache-inducing in its preciousness, but we’ll give her credit for snagging one of the least ridiculous Guccis we’ve seen lately.
And with that, we’re hitting the pool or the bar or the pool that has a bar in it. We haven’t decided yet. Peace out, Girl Scouts!
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