Friday Leftovers for the Week of June 4, 2017

Posted on June 09, 2017

Line up, forgotten, low-impact celebrities in your barely-registering outfits! It’s time for the rushed, perfunctory judgments your efforts deserved.

Shall we, darlings? We’ll uncork the wine now to let it breathe. This won’t take long.


Angela Bassett

Not a thing wrong with that.



Chrissy Metz

Great color, but the neckline/sleeve proportions aren’t so hot. We wonder if she shouldn’t just push them down slightly off her shoulders.



Diego Luna

Adorable. Those are some impressively clean kicks. He must have put them on in the limo ride over.



Jane Krakowski

DAMN, lady. Can’t say it’s not working but that is a LOT of thigh.



Katherine Heigl in Lanvin

First Lady Betty Ford welcomes you to Christmas at the White House, 1975.



La La Anthony

Oh, whatever. 



Mandy Moore in Lela Rose

We don’t exactly love it, but it’s the least disastrous thing we’ve seen her wear in a long time.




Mandy Moore in Maison Mayle

Even better. The neckline strikes us as a bit overdone, but this is pretty good for her.



Milo Ventimiglia

That’ll do nicely.

He’s getting slowly better at this.



Pearl Mackie in Kalita

The color’s great, and we love her sort of low-key soignée style,but the top half is just barely hanging off her. This needed some adjustments.



Rachel Bilson in Rodarte

Holy shit, that’s a lot of look. But, in another example of Rodarte slowly winning us over, we think the top and the skirt would look a lot better with more suitable, less competitive pieces. Even so, they’re both fairly overdone.



Rachel Bloom

Oof. She’s gotten mad at us in the past so we’ll just take that, and the fact that this event is about celebrating women in the media, and just uh… go sit down over here.



Salma Hayek in Saloni

Another in a line of semi-cute choices this week. She still doesn’t know how to pick out non-distracting shoes, though.



Shiri Appleby and Constance Zimmer

Love the low-key chic feeling here. They look like they’re welcoming us to their backyard wedding.



Susan Kelechi Watson

Works for us. So much gold on the red carpet this month.



Zoe Kazan in Gucci

It’s toothache-inducing in its preciousness, but we’ll give her credit for snagging one of the least ridiculous Guccis we’ve seen lately.

And with that, we’re hitting the pool or the bar or the pool that has a bar in it. We haven’t decided yet. Peace out, Girl Scouts!



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