Friday Leftovers for the Week of June 18, 2017 – Part ONE

Posted on June 23, 2017

You wouldn’t think we’d find ourselves with a surplus of red carpentry at high summer, but the world of celebrity attention-seeking grows ever more competitive with each passing year, darlings. Plus a bunch of movies and new TV series are dropping, upping the whole poledancing ante, if you know what we mean.

Anyway, there’s so much not-quite-good-or-bad-enough celebrity style to make for two giant feasts of mediocrity, darlings. Let’s tuck in.



Amanda Peet

We realize the pants are on trend, but we’d like this so much more if they had two-thirds the volume. Not really feeling the sweater either way.


Armie Hammer

Jesus, don’t pose like that, Armie. You’re giving yourself ladyhips, son.

Also, this outfit’s dull.


Betty Gilpin in Gabriela Hearst

Minimalist sister-wife. We can almost dig it. Looks a little flimsy, though.



Dominic Cooper

That’ll do.



Eiza Gonzalez in Marchesa

Pretty, romantic and dramatic without being too Marchesa.


Gillian Jacobs in Huishan Zhang


Fuzzy grommets. Say that out loud.



Isabela Moner in Marchesa

The Transformer ladies have been consistently bringing it to their poledance. This isn’t next-level or anything, but it’s pretty and photogenic.



Jackie Cruz

A few too many straps and gewgaws.



Joe Manganiello




Josh Henderson

We have no problem with the sockless look, but only with loafers and NEVER with a tux.



Julie Ann Emery




Kyle MacLachlan

The jeans are riding a little high and he needs greater contrast between shirt and jacket, but aside from that, this is pretty much exactly how Steve Carrell should be dressing right now.



Mammie Gummer

We can deal with the weird shirt, but the Sally Jessy frames have to go.



Mirando Otto

Oof. Whatever value this might have as a dress in the real world, it’s just not photogenic.



Olivia Culpo in Zuhair Murad

HELL, no.



Paula Patton

Cute enough, but the half-lining is irritating and the color’s not the best one for her. Also, her makeup is out of control. What is going on with her cheeks? They look bruised.



Zosia Mamet in Marc Jacobs

Yuck. Sorry, but that’s hideous.

And while we love a funky-chunky shoe, she favors these things that look like boxes with heels.



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