You wouldn’t think we’d find ourselves with a surplus of red carpentry at high summer, but the world of celebrity attention-seeking grows ever more competitive with each passing year, darlings. Plus a bunch of movies and new TV series are dropping, upping the whole poledancing ante, if you know what we mean.
Anyway, there’s so much not-quite-good-or-bad-enough celebrity style to make for two giant feasts of mediocrity, darlings. Let’s tuck in.
We realize the pants are on trend, but we’d like this so much more if they had two-thirds the volume. Not really feeling the sweater either way.
Jesus, don’t pose like that, Armie. You’re giving yourself ladyhips, son.
Also, this outfit’s dull.
Minimalist sister-wife. We can almost dig it. Looks a little flimsy, though.
Pretty, romantic and dramatic without being too Marchesa.
Fuzzy grommets. Say that out loud.
The Transformer ladies have been consistently bringing it to their poledance. This isn’t next-level or anything, but it’s pretty and photogenic.
A few too many straps and gewgaws.
We have no problem with the sockless look, but only with loafers and NEVER with a tux.
The jeans are riding a little high and he needs greater contrast between shirt and jacket, but aside from that, this is pretty much exactly how Steve Carrell should be dressing right now.
We can deal with the weird shirt, but the Sally Jessy frames have to go.
Oof. Whatever value this might have as a dress in the real world, it’s just not photogenic.
Cute enough, but the half-lining is irritating and the color’s not the best one for her. Also, her makeup is out of control. What is going on with her cheeks? They look bruised.
Yuck. Sorry, but that’s hideous.
And while we love a funky-chunky shoe, she favors these things that look like boxes with heels.
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