That’s right, bitchez! Did you really think we were going to let the attention whores of Logo’s Fire Island series get past us without the benefit of our bitchery and loving judgment? Puh-leeze.
If nothing else, the style choices alone should be publicly flogged.
We swear, we’re not even that mean. Okay, a little mean. More than anything, we were bored by how dull these queens are.
And speaking of dull queens (excellent segue, if we do say so ourselves), we also spent a good chunk of our time running down THIS collection o’ messes:
Was that the saddest, sorriest bunch of female impersonators you ever did see? It may go down as the worst “Snatch Game” ever.
And the runway, was only marginally better:
Unforch, Miss Cynthia Lee Fontaine was one big, giant nothing. In the space of two episodes, she did bad Kardashian drag, bad Sofia Vergara drag, and mediocre Madonna drag, prompting the only real question anyone needed to ask: GIRL, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Okay, yes. We do get a little bitchy a couple times in there.
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