Darlings, let’s just round up a semi-random selection of whoever’s left over from the MTV Awards red carpet and tell each and every one of them just exactly how they let their fans down. We consider it a public service. Secretly, all these people are thanking us for our loving judgment.
There. Now you won’t feel shallow ragging on their clothes.
An unholy hybrid of sheer drapes and lingerie.
A dress in search of a wearer.
Of course she picked those shoes.
The pockets are a bit much, but we love this look. It feels fresh.
An unholy hybrid of a theater curtain and lingerie.
If you stare long enough, the face of an old man appears and starts yelling at you. His soul is trapped in this shitty dress, apparently.
Love you, girl, but your frock is apparently going through a manic phase.
Her skirt looks like one of those collectable porcelain bisque dolls that are actually little bells. The bodice looks like a comfy afghan. Whose grandmother designed this? Does it also smell like cookies?
Attaboy. We’re feeling the Swinging London vibe.
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