MTV Movie And TV Awards Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 09, 2017

Darlings, let’s just round up a semi-random selection of whoever’s left over from the MTV Awards red carpet and tell each and every one of them just exactly how they let their fans down. We consider it a public service. Secretly, all these people are thanking us for our loving judgment.

There. Now you won’t feel shallow ragging on their clothes.

 

Alexandra Daddario in Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini

An unholy hybrid of sheer drapes and lingerie.

 

 

Allison Williams in Galia Lahav

A dress in search of a wearer.

Of course she picked those shoes.

 

Amandla Stenberg in Fendi

The pockets are a bit much, but we love this look. It feels fresh.

 

 

Gal Gadot in Cinq à Sept

An unholy hybrid of a theater curtain and lingerie.

 

 

Holland Roden in Tadashi Shoji

If you stare long enough, the face of an old man appears and starts yelling at you. His soul is trapped in this shitty dress, apparently.

 

 

Issa Rae in Off-White

Love you, girl, but your frock is apparently going through a manic phase.

 

 

Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Jonathan Simkhai

Her skirt looks like one of those collectable porcelain bisque dolls that are actually little bells. The bodice looks like a comfy afghan. Whose grandmother designed this? Does it also smell like cookies?

 

 

Miles Heizer in Bally

Attaboy. We’re feeling the Swinging London vibe.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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