Michael Fassbender and Katherine Waterston Look Like Wedding Guests at the “Alien: Covenant” Premiere

Posted on May 05, 2017


This may be our total ambivalence about this film’s existence speaking, but this is some seriously underwhelming sci-fi blockbuster premiere red carpetry:


It’s all very presentable and well put-together. We can’t take that away from them. Fassy’s suit is nice and it’s tailored well. It’s only about a half-step up from being banker-wear, though. Nice banker-wear. Well-compensated banker-wear. Possibly even British banker-wear. But it’s still more business-like than your space aliens movie necessarily needs.

Her dress? Meh. It’s probably nice enough, but it comes off kind of dreary and unphotogenic in these shots. Except for the cat toys hanging off it, there’s not a lot of interest here. The neckline is basic, the shoes are generic, there’s no jewelry to speak of and the head styling is far more day than night.

We realize this is picky as hell, because we’re looking at two pretty, mostly well-dressed people, but as a way of promoting this film, these choices are pretty dull.




Is anyone excited for this? For real?

Style Credits:
Ulyana Sergeenko Black Sheer Embellished Dress from the Spring 2017 Couture Collection

[Photo Credit: PA Images/INSTARimages.com, Getty Images, IMAXTree – Video Credit: 20th Century Fox via YouTube.com]

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