We usually find ourselves succumbing to the charms of Mr. Pharrell, but this actively pissed us off last night:
She’s in Commes des Garcons, which automatically rockets her to the top of the list for the night. Literally only a handful of people wore Rei Kawakubo’s work to the event. We reiterate our point that no one was really required to and that we understand why most celebrity women opted not to. One look at Miss Helen and you can see just how tough it is to pull off . She became one of the social media jokes of the night for this dress, but she gets nothing but HIGH RESPECT from these two bitches.
And if her commitment to avant garde fashion isn’t enough to impress you, give it up for a lady who GAVE BIRTH TO THREE PEOPLE IN ONE GO, JUST THIS YEAR. You heard us. Miss Lady gave birth to triplets and then hit the red carpet of the Met Gala in one of the most avant garde red carpet looks of the year. RESPECT. ALL OF IT.
Meanwhile, her husband, who is CO-CHAIR OF THIS EVENT, showed up in that. For all we know, he could be wearing a pair of Commes des Garcons jeans and a jacket. But come on, mister. It’s the biggest high-fashion event (in America) of the year. We don’t care whose name is on the label, wear something interesting.
Comme des Garçons Red and Pink Oversized Jumpsuit from the Fall 2017 Collection
Comme des Garçons Ensemble Featuring a Leather Jacket, Plaid Shirt and Ripped Jeans
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