Check out the human yawns over here:
Darlings, stand back. We’re about to issue an edict and we don’t want anyone to get hurt by the forcefulness of our opinions. Are you all standing a safe distance away? Wearing your protective goggles and headgear? Good.
MET GALA STYLE RULE #1: If your outfits would look perfectly chic and on point at the Oscars, TAKE THE DAMN THINGS OFF, BURN THEM, AND START OVER.
There. We said it. They look very glamorous and hot, which, in our opinion, makes them TOTALLY off-base for the venue.
Yes, Tom. We get it. That’s “your” ass.
Custom Stella McCartney Embroidered Organic Silk Gown Dress with All-Over Glass Bead Embroidery
Neil Lane Jewelry
Tom Ford Tuxedo
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