Kittens, these gals look drunk, ready to get drunk or just plain exhausted, so let’s all be ni–
Sorry. We really lost it there for a second. Unsheath them, girls. Let’s go to work.
Courtney Love
She’s got the late-night, downtown look down cold, but then again, she always did. We don’t mind this, but it seems like a look she could work just as well while sleepwalking.
Elle Fanning in Miu Miu
Meh. It’s cute and all, but between this and her Cinderella dress at the main event, she had a somewhat disappointing showing. We like our Fannings with a little more edge when it’s needed, thank you.
Emily Ratajkowski in Monse
YES, MAMA. THIS IS WHAT WE’RE ASKING FOR. Late-night, after-hours, couture hooker chic. Nous adorons.
Still not forgiven for Fyre Fest, though.
Jessica Chastain in Prada
Prada does you a solid for the Met Gala after-party and you pick something from a Forever21 sale rack? Miss Lady, you have plummeted in our imaginary style rankings.
Kate Bosworth in Emilio Pucci
God bless this nutty broad. If she demanded to speak to Captain Picard immediately it would only complete the picture.
Kerry Washington
Sigh.
It’s fine. It’s relatively comfy, we’re sure. But dull, dull, dull. We are going to have some things to say about this year’s Met Gala disappointments, darlings. Stay tuned on that one.
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