Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem and Orlando Bloom at the “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” Disneyland Paris Premiere

Posted on May 15, 2017

It’s FMK time, boys and girls. You know what to do. Or rather who to do:


Javier’s the only one here worth a damn, as far as we’re concerned, but we can’t say we love what he’s doing here. A black suit in Disneyland in the middle of the day? We have to begrudgingly admit that Orlando is bringing it, style-wise. His suit is similarly too dark and business-like for the setting, but the shades and t-shirt do a lot to mitigate the effect – and we can’t say it doesn’t suit him.

Depp is Depping all the fuck over the place.  We don’t get the point of a vest that looks like it’s about to pop at any second and the rolled-up sleeves induce such eyerolls in us that we may need a couple of hours to refocus, but at least he’s toned down the pots-and-pans.

Oh, and the order is OBVIOUSLY Bloom, Bardem, Depp.


[Photo Credit: Disney/ABACA/, Getty Images]

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