Just how Depp can Mr. Pots-and-Pans get?
Very, very Depp:
To be kinda/sorta fair, that’s a nice jacket, even if it’s a little big on him and he styled it in a manner designed to give us both tension migraines.
And to be even more kinda/sorta fair, his jeans fit him, his shoes are in proportion to the rest of his outfit, and everything looks new and of high quality. His bronzer makes him look like he should have a wrapper that says “Burnt Sienna,” but all things considered, that’s a minor complaint. This is the Depp trying and we have to be at least a little nice about it by noting the effort.
This does NOT meaning we are co-signing the ridiculous level of jankery hanging off him, nor does it mitigate the eyeroll-inducing way he’s wearing his belt or the crotch safety pin or the fact that he has a fucking hankie tied to his pants for no good fucking reas–
We’re fine. We’re not annoyed. Look at Johnny, everyone. He’s trying so hard to get you to.
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