Jennifer Connelly, Bionic Woman, at the Louis Vuitton Resort 2018 Show

Posted on May 15, 2017

Oh, kittens. It’s the Louis Vuitton resort show, in Tokyo, attended by the usual array of LV muses! Do you know what that means? A succession of posts featuring sullen-faced actresses modeling SUPER CRAY clothes! Darlings, it is LIFE to us. Expect bitchery in the hours ahead.

And on that note, Miss Jennifer? We request that you step into the judging circle.


Only you, girl.

Yes, we’re feeling this one. Slightly. We hate to disappoint, but the fact is, the ’70s dystopian sci-fi realness is kind of getting to us – in a good way. Which isn’t to say this Logan’s Run look isn’t without its issues. For one, the belt is a total head-scratcher of an addition. The only thing it adds is distraction. In a similar vein, we just can’t understand black leather accessories for what looks like a brightly colored track suit. The shoes and the bag feel completely wrong for the look.

We hate to say this, because it’s not really our way to suggest this sort of thing, but if the goal was to make this look dressy and chic, then a pair of heels was the way to go. The clunky manshoes look terrible. We think a pair of cool kicks would work, obviously, but it would only serve to make the track suit literal and render the whole look supermarket-casual. No, she needs to ditch the belt, lose the handbag and construction worker shoes, and pick a smart clutch and a pair of strappy heeled sandals to pull this one up to “chic.”


Style Credits:
Louis Vuitton White and Blue Ensemble from the Fall 2017 Collection
Louis Vuitton Shoes and Bag

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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