Guys, Amy is clearly feeling a bit delicate and unsure of herself at the moment. Body language always tells the tale. Trust these two red carpet tea-leaf readers. In a way, we can understand, because somehow, someone talked her into a Valentino dress wholly and completely outside her style comfort zone, which is roughly “Long Island bridesmaid with money.”
Not this time, though. Someone shoved girlfriend into high-fashion:
It’s really kinda cute. Goldie’s all, “Aw, honey. They used to put me in a bikini and body paint on national TV. This little kitty cat dress? They’ll love it. You’ll see.”
And y’know? We do. Mostly. She does better with less fuss. The print is fantastic. The overdone sleeve design and high collar aren’t her bag and you can tell. But this is easily the best, most interesting thing she’s ever worn in public. Hands down. If she had a pair of black pumps on, she’d have been perfectly chic.
Love Goldie’s tux, but the fit is very not-good and we wish the sleeves and pants didn’t have so much flare to them.
Goldie Hawn: Badgley Mischka Scarlet Tuxedo
Amy Schumer: Valentino Panther Print Dress
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