Cara Delevingne and Dane DeHaan are a Couple of Smug Aliens at the MTV Movie and TV Awards

Posted on May 08, 2017

A veritable cornucopia of backpfeifengesicht, darlings:

Oh, it’s a joke. We’re sure they’re lovely people who walk children through nature. And we’re equally as sure that if we were stuck in an elevator with them, we’d be clawing at the walls inside of two minutes. But perhaps we’re wrong to judge their internal selves based on these pictures. That’s facile and shallow of us.

As penance, we will now judge their external appearance based on these pictures. Just one of the many ways we here at T Lo strive to find depth and meaning in our lives and then pass that learning on to you. No, no. It’s quite alright. We’re happy to do it.

 

 

Part of the reason we’re trying so hard to be bitches here is because, dammit, these two SmugAliens look pretty damn chic. There’s not a thing we would change about this look. Girlfriend is serving.

Yes, the bust is weird, but the whole look’s kind of weird. That’s the point, we think.

 

We are torn between wanting to hate him and wanting everything he’s wearing. These two thoughts are not as mutually exclusive as we’re making them sound. LOVE the jacket. We don’t think we could make the collar tips work, but he’s welcome to them, as far as we’re concerned.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Saint Laurent Black Sequin-Embellished Strapless Mini Dress with Cutout from the Fall 2017 Collection
Saint Laurent Black Boots

[Photo Credit: David Edwards/Media Punch/INSTARimages.com, Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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