Cannes 2017: Salma Hayek Has Completely Lost It

Posted on May 23, 2017

Mrs. Fashion Luthor is a textbook example of what happens when someone with far too many resources at their fingertips gets to choose their own outfits.


Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Kering’s Women in Motion Awards Dinner during Cannes Film Festival 2017 in Cannes, France.

Admittedly, this dress isn’t the worst thing we’ve ever seen her in, but that pink wig might be. No lie: we blurted out “SHE’S ONLY WEARING THAT THING TO COVER FOR MR. LUTHOR’S OBVIOUS DYE JOB,” which looks like it’s still drying. The dress is fine, actually. It just would’ve been much better with a black lining instead.

You might think the post title to be a bit harsh, but you need to brace yourself for the Mexican Edina Monsoon cosplay to come:

Salma Hayek attends Kering’s Women in Motion Lunch with Madame Figaro in Cannes, France.

JESUS, woman.

We’d like to say “There are no words …” but the fact remains that there are words; plenty of them, in fact. Words like “tacky,” or horrifying” or  “lacking in taste” or “fashion victim” or “an assault on all that is good and holy in this world.”



Style Credits:
First Look: Gucci Black Embroidered Dress
Second Look: Gucci Printed Jumpsuit | Gucci Sunglasses | Stella McCartney Shoe

[Photo Credit:, Getty Images]

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