Brenton Thwaites, Javier Bardem and Orlando Bloom at “Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” Screening

Posted on May 24, 2017

Not to be bitches about it or anything, but the male style quotient goes way up on a Pirates of the Carribean red carpet when there’s not a Depp to be found.

Okay, yes. That was being bitchy about it. But can you blame us? These boys look pretty good:





Relatively speaking. We’re going to have to give this one to Orlando, who managed an interesting color and a notable choice of footwear. We don’t actually like his shoes, but Javier and Brenton are dressed like funeral directors so anything Orly does to stand out is a bonus.

Seriously, boy stars. Can we please stop with the black suit/white shirt/black tie look? You’re not a Secret Service agent. It’s okay to wear something with a little color every now and then. Don’t make us praise Orlando Bloom more than we have to.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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