Celebrity Ladies Showed Up for the Victoria Beckham For Target Launch Event

Posted on April 05, 2017

Celebuladies, you have been called here today to act as models for Vicki Posh’s retail line. In exchange for which, you get to keep your outfit, have your picture taken and be submitted to the judgment of countless faceless people who are all reading this and sharpening their claws in anticipation.

Oh calm down, girls. You look fine. We’re just teasing. But we will still judge your wares.

 

Ashley Madekwe

Cute! The rabbit collar is perhaps a bit much.

 

Camilla Belle

It’s … okay. She’s trying mightily to dress up something that probably should stay casual.

 

 

Jessica Alba

No on the super-distracting shoes, but everything else works great here. We think more ladystars should wear jeans on the red carpet, if it’s not a formal event. We’re serious.

 

Jordana Brewster

This all seems to be in order.

If you could switch out the shoe here, what would you rec?

 

 

Kate Mara

It’s a mint lace track suit.

A MINT. LACE. TRACK SUIT.

We trust we’ve made our point here.

 

 

Zoe Saldana

We’re okay with each item she’s wearing, but they don’t necessarily pair well.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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