Variety’s “Power Of Women: New York” Luncheon Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on April 21, 2017


Powerful women in New York came out to celebrate the Power of Women in New York, darlings. Far be it for us to rain on any of that powerful parade goodness, but there’s a red carpet involved, which means the power of bitchiness compels us to take a look.

Shall we?


Blake Lively in Brandon Maxwell

Gumby with a titscrepancy.



Danielle Brooks

Sweetie? No.

You might have convinced us on the suit, but that bustier is as big a NO as we can muster.







Jessica Chastain in Carolina Herrera

It’s not really setting us on fire, but it’s “ladies who lunch, with a side of glam” which strikes us as a fairly on-point choice.



Lena Dunham

This is somewhat hilariously wrong for a luncheon, but Miss Lena is very committed to a post-Girls glamover, so we suppose we can’t blame her for pushing it a bit. We don’t love the dress or the shoes, but the head styling is pretty nice.



Salma Hayek

Wow. This is only slightly goofy. More important: it’s not remotely a disaster! Attagirl, Mrs. Fashion Luthor!



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