Time 100 Gala 2017 Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on April 26, 2017

Darlings, Time magazine named a whole bunch of celebrities to their Time100 list, as they usually do. This is always good news for us, because we really can’t spend our day ragging on the style choices of scientists and activists and legislators. It’s not nearly as much fun.

Then again, these folks didn’t make it much fun for us either, what with them all being on their best style behavior and showing up all chic and tasteful and stuff. Jerks.



Demi Lovato in Zuhair Murad Couture

We question the proportions on the sleeve/neckline sitch, but the color and shape of this dress look spectacular on her.



John Legend

Cute enough, but distressingly standard. He could’ve had more fun with it.



Margot Robbie in Prada

Lovely. How she managed to snag such a minimalist Prada is beyond us, but she or her people either have a very good eye or a very good relationship with Prada.



Naomi Campbell in Azzedine Alaïa

It’s interesting, but she’s not doing much to make it work – and this is a frock that needs some posing and attitude. We’re a bit surprised she of all people doesn’t get that. Or maybe she’s just sick of posing and attitude.



Riz Ahmed

Hey Boo. We would like a 7 am wakeup call and a pot of coffee sent to our room, Boo. Here is our luggage, Boo.







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