“The Promise” NY Screening Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on April 19, 2017

Darlings, the stars and semi-stars all came out for the premiere of a movie we never heard of! But we’ll still bestow on them the blessing of our loving judgment. It’s the very least we can do.


Angela Sarafyan in Reem Acra

Miss Lady’s having a pretty good run of it lately. And it’s good to see they cast an Armenian actress in a movie about the Armenian genocide. But man, someone’s gotta pry the sheer, bejeweled gowns out of her hands. Or talk her into the glories of a full lining, instead of this weird half-thing she’s got going on.



Christian Bale and Sibi Blazic

Hm. Acceptable. But barely.

They had a huge argument in the limo. Long-time married folk: Tell us you don’t see it.



Charlotte Le Bon in Vatanika

Lose the bustier. It’s not working with any of the other pieces and it’s fighting with the booties, which deserve to stay.



Oscar Isaac in Ermenegildo Zegna





The girls with two dads always have the best time at the father-daughter dance, don’t you find?





Is it us, or are we seeing an uptick in movie trailers with a vaguely white colonialist feel to them?


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