And we mean REALLY loves it:
Oh, honey. Never part the curtain on your legs. Not unless you have fanfare music on standby and you plan on saying “PREEEEEEESENTING… MY CROTCH!” like an old-timey ringmaster.
That is a whole hell of a lot of gold. And listen, you’d be hard-pressed to find two queens who love a sequin more than these two. But for whatever reasons, this isn’t really setting us on fire. To our eyes, that’s a very yellow, brassy gold, which is making it a bit less fabulous than we’d like. We’re not feeling the sheer flimsiness of the skirt, but that could have a lot to do with how she’s presenting it. And gold shoes with a gold dress is rarely ever a good idea. It’s almost always too much and you almost always risk going out with clashing golds, which is a fate we would only wish on our worst enemies. But she’s clearly feeling it, so maybe we should just get the hell over ourselves.
Still, doesn’t this seem like a lot for a semi-basic premiere?
Is it us, or does that trailer basically give you the whole movie?
Style Credits:
Vivienne Westwood Strapless Couture Gown in Deep Gold Lace with Rose Sequin Embellishment
[Photo Credit: Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com – Video Credit: Warner Bros. Pictures via YouTube.com]
