Michelle Williams Performs Louis Vuitton in Paris

Posted on April 12, 2017

Michelle Williams attends the “Louis Vuitton Masters: a collaboration with Jeff Koons” dinner at the Louvre Museum in Paris, France.


With each successive post featuring the attendees of this dinner, it becomes increasingly clear …


That Cate Blanchett really does deserve all the huzzahs in the world for managing to show up looking badass when everyone else showed up just looking like ass.

This is a 4 am dress. That doesn’t mean it’s some sexy, end-of-the-night, stride-of-pride look. No, it means it’s a dress slapped together by some exhausted design assistant on a dress form at 4 am. This is a dress designed by someone who ran out of ideas but is still cycling through their manic phase. This is a dress that is hiddy enough to make you question the taste and sanity of the person choosing to wear it. Now, girlfriend’s got a contract and this was an LV-mandated party, so we’ll give her some leeway here. But we put it to you that she’s pulling off the acting performance of her career by standing there wearing that thing in public with naught but a serene smile on her face when you know damn well her night was one long internal scream of despair and embarrassment.

We don’t like this dress, is what we’re trying to say. Your mileage may vary.

But you would still be wrong.



Style Credits:
Louis Vuitton Floral Dress with Lace Detail from the Fall 2017 Collection
Louis Vuitton Petite Malle Handbag

[Photo Credit: Alban Wyters/ABACA/INSTARimages.com, Louis Vuitton, Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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