Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston at the Séries Mania Festivals 2017

Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the Opening of Séries Mania Festival 2017 in Paris.

We feel like we’ve been spending a lot of time being mean to these two lately; especially him. We can’t help it, darlings. His style choices tend to be the kind that spur on immediate and largely involuntary value judgments on our parts. We can’t see a guy in skinny leather pants and a pendant without thinking of slang terms for feminine hygiene products. We know we’re not supposed to, but when you add the spiky hair and rockabilly boots to the picture, our douche alarms will not be silenced.

Anyway, we feel bad and we’re going to sheath our claws regarding his style foolishness. It’s all the same stuff anyway. Instead, let’s rip her to shreds.

Oh, wait. It looks like someone got to her already.

We suppose we’re obligated to praise her for picking something a little different and edgy. Can’t do it, darlings. It’s a ’90s “Rachel” dress with a fucked-up hem.

They both need serious makeovers. We’re creeping up on Depp territory soon. Time to shake things up, you two. The air is mighty stale in your area.

Style Credits:
Givenchy Black Dress with Cutouts from the Pre-Fall 2016 Collection
Givenchy Matilda Leather Sandal

[Photo Credit: ABACA/INSTARimages.com, Courtesy of Givenchy]

• Festivals
• Givenchy
• Jennifer Aniston
• Justin Theroux
• Pairs Division
• Red Carpet
• Séries Mania Festival