The “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” Tokyo Event Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on April 10, 2017


Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista and director James Gunn at the Tokyo fan even for “Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2.”

Darlings, half the stars and one whole director came out to wave and make goofy hand signals at the good people of Tokyo. The very least we could do in response is pay them a little attention and let them know what we think of their outfits.


Alrighty, then. So the men all dressed like attorneys and the lady dressed for bed.

Let’s break it down.


The fit on this very dull suit is horrendous and looks like he wore it straight off the rack. We cannot tsk hard enough. Especially since…


THIS lovely slab of man managed to ensure a look that fits him perfectly. Once again, it’s the man-mountains in Hollywood (like Dwayne Johnson), who put the more or less regular guys to shame when it comes to good tailoring. He looks hot and impeccable, which is a combination that makes T Lo’s hearts go aflutter.


What’s with the weird hand and foot coverings? Is she wearing sheer black over sheer polka-dotted black over a black bra? Why is there a flap hanging off her crotch? This ensemble makes us cranky and is starting to give us a headache. We love the idea of her in a suit. We hate the idea of her in two sheer suits, one on top of the other. That’s just weird.




Style Credits:
Loewe Black Crystal-Embellished Blouse and Trousers from the Fall 2017 Collection

[Photo Credit: Rodrigo Reyes Marin/AFLO/, IMAXTree]

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