And now, the end is near. Another week of red carpetry has come to a close and with it go the last of our opinions for the week. After this post, our opinion tanks will be empty and barren till Monday, when they will bloom anew with opinions.
And now that we’ve tortured the analogies and similes enough, we’d like to get on with it, if you don’t mind.
Cute, but a bit stiff. And the ankle straps aren’t being a friend.
A blandly pretty dress with Payless shoes. You can do better, girl.
Does that black lining seem right to you?
Not loving the facial hair, but the man sure can fill the fuck out of a suit.
Call us crazy, but if the jumpsuit was black and the bandeau stayed white, we think this might look kind of chic.
It’s Vegas, mister. You can put a little more effort in.
But of course.
Cute, but a bit on the mom side for her.
There is nothing about this picture that we don’t love. That is some badass fucking red carpetry right there.
He wears clothes weird. There. We said it. We don’t know what it is, but clothes always seem to sit on him funny. We get the impression he’s someone who spends most of his free time wearing as little as possible.
Adorable. Turns out Anna Camp’s Payless shoes look a lot better in black.
She can’t even get a basic Kors shirt dress right. We get that she’s got some bodacia going on in the chestal area, but she’s got the kind of money where she can ensure that even simple dresses like this fit them correctly.
Love the sandals. We’ll give her that.
No, he’s not making those pants work. Yes, you are still allowed to invite him to get it.
Perhaps they’re lovely people but they look insufferable as hell here.
And on that note of extreme bitchery, we bid you all adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.
[Photo Credit: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, Getty Images]
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