Friday Leftovers for the Week of April 16, 2017

Posted on April 21, 2017

Let’s load these celebrities up and ship them out, kittens. The time has come to close out the week of red carpetry with all the stars who failed to rate a mention before now. We’re tired and there’s wine and pizza in our near future, so we’re just gonna do this assembly line style.

 

 

Britt Robertson in Fendi

A semi-cute dress ruined by too much shit hanging off it.

Next.

 

Christina Ricci

Not bad. The stripes are dumb and the shoes are too big.

Next.

 

Cynthia Erivo in Chloé

Love the dress. Hate the straps and sash.

Next.

 

 

Cynthia Nixon

Cute, if a little fuzzy. The shoes take it to bridal.

Next.

 

 

Drew Barrymore

Doing her Earth Mama thing. We see nothing to be mad at.

Next.

 

 

Famke Janssen

You can have the girly dress or the Mary Janes. You can’t have both. We didn’t make up the rules, Famke. (Yes, we did.)

Next.

 

 

John Boyega

Serving Imperial Stormtrooper Chic. Goofy-ass shoes, though.

Next.

 

 

Julianna Margulies

Pretty. Nothing too exciting.

Next.

 

 

Kate Bosworth in Rochas

THANK YOU, Kate Bosworth. We feel like we’ve been wandering through a desert, when you came upon us and offered us a tall, cool glass of FASHION.

Next.

 

 

Lucy Hale in 3.1 Phillip Lim

The top’s cool, but we’re not feeling the skirt or the pumps.

Next.

 

 

Mark Hamill

You don’t really have Jedi powers, Mark. You can stop now. We love you anyway.

Next.

 

 

Nathan Fillion

His gigantic hobo clothes are enraging.

Next.

 

 

Priyanka Chopra in 3.1 Phillip Lim

A hell of a lot goofier than any white dress has a right to be.

Next.

 

 

Rosamund Pike in Bottega Veneta

Who is this mysteriously chic woman? For she is surely not international fashion disaster Rosamund Pike. Looks a lot like her, though.

Next.

 

Ruth Wilson in Alessandra Rich

Heavy and autumnal, with an ugly waistband.

Next.

 

 

Uma Thurman

It’s got a certain chicness to it, but it seems a bit serious for the event, even with the focus-pulling footwear.

 

 

Zoey Deutch in Chloé

There she is. Our new Princess Twee-as-Fuck. Bow down.

 

Okay, dolls. We’re out of here until Monday. Be good! IN fact, be so good that everyone will have to choke on how good you are.

Ciao!

 

 

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