Nonsensical title aside, we do have a point here. This is a great dress:
It may be hard to tell that it’s a great dress, but all you need to do is look at the model wearing it with the sash tied and suddenly it makes sense. Why they sent a model down the runway with the sash slapping away like that, just so some actress could come along and foolishly emulate it, is beyond us. Sweetie, tie that thing up, great rid of the ridiculously wrong booties and slap on a pair of white sandals. You’ve got a really good dress here. Let’s style it up to its potential, yes? When it goes shapeless, it goes “prison,” dear.
[Photo Credit: DARA KUSHNER/INSTARimages.com, orchardmile.com, amazon.com]