Hmmm. We’re about to unleash more thoughts on this outfit than even we thought possible.
That last pose couldn’t be more perfect as an accompaniment to the question we feel compelled to ask, which is “Well? What do you guys think?”
We gave Miss Zoe’s outfit the public-vote treatment, but we think we’ll skip it here. We like this and wouldn’t call it an “out,” but we feel like it doesn’t go where it needs to, if that makes any sense. She’s got the tall, ice-cold, angular looks for a minimalist take on a metallic, but either this dress is the wrong way to go or it needs enough accessories to take it away from minimalism. We keep trying to slap a cuff or some chandeliers on her, but then it all goes kind of cliche for us. The more we look at it, the more we think it’s the design of the dress itself that’s the problem. She’s the gal for metallic minimalism, but the clean face and lack of jewelry don’t work with that weird neckline and bodice. This should be a halter.
Bottega Veneta Metallic Silk Gown from the Fall 2017 Collection
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