Judging the Stars at Coachella 2017

Posted on April 17, 2017

Darlings, the stars – some of them, anyway – came out to soak up both the sun AND the attention at Coachella! We, for our parts, are happy to engage in what has become a yearly tradition here at T Lo Fake Traditions, the annual Ragging On the Coachella Attendees. Come with us for another round, won’t you?

 

 

Ariel Winter

Always match your bra and your hair to the flowers on your outfit. That’s just good fashion sense.

 

 

Emily Ratajkowski

Apparently her midsection gets overheated.

 

Freida Pinto

Where is Carmen Sandiego? Modeling her new line of parachute clothing in Tent A!

 

Hailee Steinfeld

Seems silly to critique this, but we’d have thought a brown boot was called for here.

 

 

Josh Hutcherson

Okay.

 

 

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, thank you, Lord. This is why you put us on this earth. They look like ousted dictator’s wives, fleeing the country with everything they own on their backs and then discarding some of it because it got too hot.

 

 

Kylie Jenner

Posing as natural as her hair color.

 

 

Vanessa Hudgens

“With Vanessa Hudgens as Coachella Attendee!”

 

 

Yara Shahidi

Cute dress, but she looks like she just ran out of her cousin’s wedding to get to fest.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Vince Flores/startraksphoto.com, Sophie Fritz/startraksphoto.com, Joey Andrew/startraksphoto.com, Getty Images]

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