Before really looking at these shots , we decided we were going to do our best to keep our claws sheathed and just be nice to these two for once.
God knows what we were thinking.
But now that the coffee has hit the bloodstream, we can gleefully note that she looks like everything in a storefront fortune-teller’s parlor just gathered itself up and walked away. We don’t even know where to start. Should we begin by noting the sheer ugliness of her multi-colored fringe tassels? Or should we just launch right into casting subtle aspersions on her for even considering wearing multi-colored fringe tassels in public? Granted, all blame for the existence of those things lands squarely at the feet of the ladies in charge of Marchesa. Even so, girlfriend chose to wear them. It doesn’t help that the rest of the dress isn’t so hot either. The sheer sleeves and the plunging, scalloped, lace-trimmed neckline are awful and give the impression of someone putting this design together while in a manic phase. This dress doesn’t need edits. It needs a total do-over.
He’s doing alright. We’d honestly love, for fairness’ sake, to rag on him as much as her, but alas, there is no equivalent of multi-colored fringe tassels to be found anywhere in his outfit.
Marchesa Floral Embroidered Chantilly Lace Dress with Fringe Detail from the Fall 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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