Annie, you really had to make us work with this one. It would seem that right around the time all the ladystars decided they were just gonna wear black for all their poledances from now on, the red carpet industrial complex decided all of their step-and-repeats were going to have black backgrounds. It’s a plot to ruin the eyesight of bitchy bloggers such as we.
It’s really hard to see the details here, but from what we can tell, the top half looks pretty great. We’re just not loving the shape of the pants or the way they attach to the top. Tuxedo-inspired jumpsuits seem to be a thing right now, but we rarely seem to come across one that hits on all cylinders. There always seems to be some problem with the design. This needs a sleeker pant and a lower waist to work for her.
It also seems like we’re seeing a lot more lace pumps on the red carpet lately and we have to say, it’s not a development that excites us. Is that terrible? Are the lace pump-lovers cross with us?
Vivienne Westwood Plunged Neckline Jumpsuit in Black Silk Crepe with Satin Lapel Detail from the Spring 2014 Collection
Roxanne Assoulin Earrings
Christian Louboutin Hot Jeanbi 100 Lace Point Toe Pumps
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