Okay, ladies. Time for some real talk. You are walking down the absolute wrong style path for this poledance.
Admittedly, neither of them look bad. We’d even go so far as to say Amy looks pretty good, compared to her usual efforts. But we look at the above and our first thought is “Why would you dress two bubbly, funny women, loaded with personality and selling their movie comedy, in dreary, heavy black?” It’s April! You’re Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn! You’re funny! You’re legendary (one of you, anyway)! This is not the way to get some press attention, ladies. We need to see some boldness and brightness in your public style. This is “My movie on Lifetime is debuting this week” red carpetry.
Erdem Printed Dress from the Spring 2017 Collection
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