It’s the Academy of Country Music Awards Red Carpet Rundown!

Posted on April 03, 2017

We don’t even know who 85% of these people are, but goodness knows THAT’S never stopped us from forming an opinion before. You are encourage to join in. Like a square dance. Which no one here dressed for, which always leaves us a bit disappointed. Is one big, floofy Loretty Lynn gown so much to ask for, darlings? Are there no more Patsy Cline cowgirls to be found anymore?

 

 

Caroline Boyer and Luke Bryan

She’s fine. It’s bright and bold. The slit’s too high and the lining makes her skirt look like a parachute from the inside, but we’ve seen far worse. The matchy shoes are no. He’s dressed for a job interview.

 

 

Cassadee Pope in Yanina Couture

Yet another tragic example of a dress that would be pretty if it wasn’t transparent.

 

 

Cassidy Bentley

It’s a hall runner made into a dress.

 

 

Chris Lane

There is nothing – NOTHING – about this we can hate. You go on with yourself, Country Dandy.

 

 

Faith Hill in Michael Kors Collection

A fairly plain dress in a color and shape that both look fabulous on her. Barbie shoes.

 

 

Jason Aldean (in John Varvatos) and Brittany Kerr

His jacket is a little cray, but cray cowboy is where it’s at for a venue like this. Also: sparkly jumpsuits. They’re both doing fine.

 

 

Jessie James Decker

Meh, Generic.

 

 

Kacey Musgraves in Marchesa

It’s a pretty enough textile, but she looks like a vase. It’s too stiff and tight, and it sits too low. The choker is something we’d normally rail against, but again, it’s not wrong for the venue.

 

 

Kellie Pickler in Black Halo

Generic.

 

 

Kelsea Ballerini in Monique Lhuillier

Different. We’ll give it that. The skirt is the color of a bathroom, however. And it doesn’t photograph looking … shall we say … rich.

 

 

Kimberly Schlapman

It’s okay, but those dark platforms seem like the wrong choice for such a flimsy, light dress.

 

 

Lauren Daigles

Strangely, we’re not having a problem with a sheer caftan.

 

 

Lauren Alaina

Pretty, but fairly basic.

 

 

Maren Morris in Michael Costello

Great color. Her boobs look like they’re yelling at each other.

 

 

Miranda Lambert in Steven Khalil

Seems a little grand for the venue. Pretty enough, but the bust is too tight and the neckline too wide.

 

 

RaeLynn in Walter Collection

We can’t.

 

 

Reba McEntire

If Miss Reba wants to wear a fringed cosmetician’s jacket, she has more than earned the right to do so.

 

 

Ryan Hurd

Country Dandy II. Love it all.

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