Look at this old married couple. The poor dears have let themselves go.
We were all set to make our usual cracks about Sofia (we can’t call her “Miss Sofia” without thinking of Oprah asking for the peas) and call it done, but it turns out she had to go and surprise us by wearing something we like. It’s not a mermaid skirt nor is it so tight she risks busting a seam. It’s sexy and body-hugging in a much more up-to-date way than her past preferences for coochie-coo gowns. We don’t love the visible panty, but that sort of thing goes hand-in-hand with “up-to-date sexy.” Call it the Kardashian Effect on fashion. Like it or not, this kind of dress is their legacy to the world. At least this version is classy and shimmery and appropriate for a Vanity Fair party. It’s really the most chic thing we think she’s ever worn – and it still manages to check off all her style boxes.
Hey Joe. Let us know when we can come over and hem those pants for you.
Custom Michael Kors Collection Silver Sequined Stretch-Tulle Gown
Lorraine Schwartz Jewelry
Ermenegildo Zegna Couture Burgundy Tuxedo
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