There are not enough “Newps” in the world. We cannot “Newp” this hard enough. This dress? It is a massive pile of “Newp.”
What we’re trying to say here, in case we’re being unintentionally obtuse, is that this dress is not to be worn by human beings in public under any circumstances. It’s goofy, over-designed, and the epitome of awkward. It is, in every way, a big ol’ “Newp” of a dress.
Miss Joey, please burn this and start over. You’re too cute for it.
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