Well, Miss Jessica, we can’t exactly say we understand your approach here.
Said approach being “I’ll wear a fussy, un-photogenic schmatta but sport a flawlessly styled head as if I were attending my drag coronation.” No, we don’t really get said approach at all. On the other hand, you do look amazing from the neck up and it does tend to pull the focus away from your sloppy funeral housecoat of a dress, so we suppose it works on some level. Still, we tend to think you should just ditch a bad dress instead of over-styling to compensate. Start with a good garment first and then worry about the makeup, we say.
Too long-winded and off on a tangent, as per the usual with us. In short: Love your face, but your frock is sad, girl.
Carolina Herrera Black Dress with Satin Trim from the Spring 2017 Collection
[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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