Jennifer Lopez Sparkles Aggressively at the “Shades of Blue” Season 2 Premiere

Posted on March 02, 2017


We may just have broken a blog record by featuring three separate looks from the same celebrity in two posts on the same day. Because girl, when J Lo’s got a poledance to do, she doesn’t half-ass a thing. You will be seeing her on a daily basis (until she decides you don’t need to anymore) and you will be exhausted by her sheer commitment to snagging, gaining and manipulating attention. Why? Because she’s a star, dammit.

Now let’s go take another look at her and state our opinions about her. It’s the very least we can do for her.


Ah, yes. This is the move J Lo makes when you know J Lo is serious about making you pay attention to whatever she’s doing. We call it the “I’m a living disco ball, as if I were the living embodiment of DANCE and MAGIC and SPARKLE” move.

Not really. We just made that name up right now. But the point is, this is not the first time Jenny went out looking like a disco ball and it’s damn sure not gonna be the last time she does so.

Do we like it? Only for the audacity. The shape of that top is kind of awful. The pants have possibilities, but only if they’re paired with something less sparkly.


Style Credits:
Zuhair Murad Embellished Jumpsuit from the Spring 2017 Collection
Djula, Hueb, and Le Vian Jewelry
Jimmy Choo Sandals

[Photo Credit: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images, Courtesy of Zuhair Murad]

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