Emma Roberts Goes Dark at “The Blackcoat’s Daughter” New York Screening

Posted on March 23, 2017

Emma, why must you taunt us with your hair color? Every once in a while, for a short while, you return to the “Roberts red” that goes perfectly with your coloring, but every time, it’s short-lived and we find you back in some darker or lighter shade that does nothing for you. Or not as much for you as your Auntie’s signature color does for you.

And sure, we get it. You don’t want to be associated too closely with Aunt Julia. You want to make a name for yourself. You won’t be doing Pretty Woman 2.0. You’re forging your own path. Sure. Great. But it’s still your best color, girl. And you stand apart from Auntie J in so many ways that it shouldn’t matter to you.

Okay, okay. You shouldn’t listen to us on this. We get it. We’re just two assholes with opinions. Sure. But we bet our Bitter Kittens will mostly back us up on this (except for those one or two unruly kittens you find in every litter). Don’t listen to these two guys. Listen to a whole bunch of people posting semi-anonymously in a comments section. Do it for them. And the children. And AMERICA.


Oh, and your dress looks like curtains for a child’s bedroom. Or a drag queens.

Mkay, thanks for listening!





Style Credits:
Chloé Purple Dress with Scalloped Hem from the Fall 2017 Collection
Chloé Nile Bag

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree – Video Credit: A24 via YouTube.com]

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