Yes, darlings! It’s the Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars party! The party with the harsh lighting, loud clothes and sea of B-Listers vying for camera time! A Hollywood tradition! Such fun! So many sequins!
Okay, with that bit of forced cheeriness out of the way, let us proceed to the heart of the matter, which is judging people.
It’s alright. We don’t think he’s one for a vest and we’re starting to think shoes like that only work well with a tapered pant leg. They look a little goofy at the end of a wide one.
Fun. No complaints here.
We like the blue shirt, but we’re just not sure we like it with a classic tuxedo.
Gotta hand it to her. She’s not always the most elegant gal in the room, but this is a really chic maternity look.
Enh. We don’t love the sash hanging down and it doesn’t really flatter her shape all that much.
Pretty, if a little wallpaper-y. If we’d been asked ahead of time, we’d have said it felt a little off for an Oscars party like this one.
Serving up some serious drag. It’s all a bit much but we love it.
Like most of his tribe (actors), he wears his suits a little small.
Did anyone predict that fringe was going to be the big trend for Oscars weekend?
This is good, though. Her hair could’ve used a zhuzh.
We’re all for an interesting black dress, but this looks random and overly tricky. And the choker bugs.
We’re finding it so difficult to continue to assess the same gowns over and over again. Nothing against Miss Laverne, but we’ve hit the wall on weird asymmetrical shoulder treatments, black sequins, and sheers.
It’s fine. Not great, but fine. Still loving the dark hair.
This is actually a pretty cute design. If the bodice was fully opaque, we’d call it our favorite dress at this event.
The bust just looks like two panels resting on her breasts, which is not very fabulous. On the other hand, the head styling, sleekness and color scheme are all working for her.
Whatever. We’re so damn over these tricky-ass gowns. This is just tacky.
If there weren’t sheer panels on this thing, we’d be applauding. It’s still a pretty great look, though.
Love the slightly unusual color scheme.
YOW. Girl did not come here to play. This is so over-the-top tacky that we almost admire her for going there. If we look at it as lady drag instead of as fashion.
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